Hapo zamani za kale kulikuwa na ghorofa ya chumba kimoja katika condo nzuri katikati ya Brooklyn. Ilikuwa ghorofa nzuri, iliyojaa mwangaza na joto. Jikoni mwake kulikuwa na mwangaza wa vifaa vya chuma visivyoweza kutu na jiko la gesi la ukubwa wa kawaida, limepangwa na bar ya kifungua kinywa yenye uso wa granite ambapo milo na burudani zingefanywa kwa wingi, na milo ikifanywa kwa bidhaa zilizonunuliwa kutoka moja ya zile DO (DO!) Trader Joe's zilizo karibu... au Whole Foods.

Alikuwa na kiburi cha mistari yake safi, matumizi bora ya nafasi, na chumba cha kulala chenye ukubwa wa kutosha kwa mchele wa mfalme. Hata hivyo, hakuna chochote kinacholinganishwa na kipengele chake anachokipenda: sakafu za bafu zilizotolewa na joto. Je, kuna jambo lolote muhimu zaidi ya kuhakikisha miguu yako iko vizuri na joto unaposafisha meno yako?

Lakini kulikuwa na tatizo moja: alikuwa pekee. Unaona, mama na baba walikuwa wanaishi mahali pengine, na hakuna mtu aliyekuwepo kumtunza. Yeye ni ghorofa ya kirafiki sana, wazi kwa wakaazi wa aina mbili: binadamu na wanyama wa kipenzi. Ipo katika sehemu mojawapo nzuri zaidi za Brooklyn, kwa hatua ya dakika tano kutoka kituo cha treni ya chini ya ardhi cha Jay Street/Metrotech, na karibu vya kutosha na Boerum Hill na Park Slope kutoa ile hali ya majirani ambayo inafanya Brooklyn kuwa ya kupendeza kwa wengi.

Ikiwa wewe na yeye mko kwenye ugumu (wakati mwingine umbali fulani ni mzuri), chaguo zimejaa. Unaweza kucheza mchezo wa kufanya mavazi katika chumba cha kisasa cha kufua nguo, na labda kuchukua mwelekeo wa haraka kwenye gym ya jengo ili kuchoma kalori ulizozila katika moja ya mikahawa ya ajabu iliyo karibu, kama Gage & Tollner au... unajua... Chick-fil-A, ikiwa hiyo ndiyo unayoipenda. Hakuna hukumu (isipokuwa unapenda kula Jumapili).

Sasa, una fursa ya kumfanya kuwa ghorofa yenye furaha, iliyotimizwa tena. Na kwa kugeuza, atakufanya kuwa mwenye furaha kama vile alivyowafanya wazazi wake kuwa furaha kadri walivyoishi hapo.

Ikiwa wewe au mtu unayemjua ana huruma kwa vitu visivyo na uhai, wasiliana nasi leo na tutamtembelea pamoja! Unajua unataka.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.