Noong unang panahon, may isang 1-bedroom na apartment sa isang magandang condo sa Downtown Brooklyn. Siya ay isang magandang apartment, puno ng liwanag at init. Ang kanyang kusina ay nagniningning sa kinang ng mga stainless steel na kagamitan at isang full-size na gas stove, na katabi ng isang granite-topped na breakfast bar kung saan maraming pagkain at aliwan ang maaring mangyari, gamit ang mga pagkaing binili mula sa isa sa DALAWANG (DALAWANG!) malapit na Trader Joe's...es(?), o Whole Foods.

Siya ay labis na proud sa kanyang malinis na mga linya, mahusay na paggamit ng espasyo, at silid tulugan na sapat ang laki para sa isang king-size na kutson. Gayunpaman, wala sa lahat ng iyon ang maihahambing sa kanyang paboritong tampok: mga naiinit na sahig sa banyo. Mayroon bang mas mahalaga kaysa siguraduhin na ang iyong mga paa ay mainit at komportable habang nagmumumog ka?

Ngunit mayroon isang problema: siya ay nag-iisa. Nakikita mo, ang mom at dad ay nakatira sa ibang lugar, at walang nandiyan upang makasama siya. Siya ay isang napaka-friendly na apartment, bukas sa parehong bi- at quadrupedal na mga naninirahan (iyon ay mga tao at mga alagang hayop). Siya ay perpektong nakapuwesto sa isa sa mga pinakamahusay na kapitbahayan sa Brooklyn, limang minutong lakad mula sa Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, at sapat na malapit sa Boerum Hill at Park Slope upang mag-alok ng tunay na pakiramdam ng kapitbahayan na ginagawang kaakit-akit ang Brooklyn para sa marami.

Kung sakaling hindi kayo nagkakasundo (minsan ang kaunting distansya ay mabuti), maraming mga opsyon. Maaari mong laruin ang laro ng labahan sa makabagong laundry room, at marahil ay kumuha ng mabilis na detour sa gym ng building upang mag-ehersisyo mula sa mga calorie na kakainin mo sa isa sa mga kahanga-hangang malapit na restaurant, tulad ng Gage & Tollner o...alam mo na...Chick-fil-A, kung iyon ang gusto mo. Walang husga (maliban kung gusto mong kumain tuwing Linggo).

Ngayon, mayroon kang pagkakataon na gawing masaya, ganap na apartment siya muli. At sa katagalan, gagawin niyang kasing saya mo rin siya tulad ng ginawa niya sa kanyang mom at dad habang sila'y naninirahan doon.

Kung ikaw o ang isang taong kilala mo ay may empatiya para sa mga bagay na walang buhay, makipag-ugnayan sa amin ngayon at bisitahin natin siya nang magkasama! Alam mong gusto mo.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.