ຄັບເຂົ້າປາຍເວລາ ມີອາຍຸ ໃນອາບາດ 1 ເອົາ ໃນຄອນໂດງດີ ທ່ານສວາຍງາມ ໃນເສຖານທີ່ ບຣູກລິນ. ຈິງແລ້ວ ນັ່ນແມ່ນອາບາດສວາຍ ນຳແບບແລະຄວາມອົດສ່ວ໌. ຫ້ອງເອົາຂອງນາງສຽງສອງເຂົ້າພິມຈາງສະດວກຂອງອໍກະສ່ວນຂອງເພາຍຮ້ອນທີ່ຫຼາຍ ແລະເພີມເພມໃສຮວງດົນ່ແລະດ່ວນກ່າງຂອງສູນສອງທີ່ຈີແລະນັບຊຸມບໍລິກອິນ.

ນາງລູກຖືໄດ້ສະຕ່ອນບິດ-ອຽງ ຄືກັນເຊດດໍຕິຟໍ່ນາງຄົວຜູ້ນຳໄປສມັດໃນເລກອີຈິດໃນ. ແຕ່ຈິງແລ້ວ ບໍ່ສາມາດສຽງດັບແລະບັດຊະຍາງໃຈຂອງນາງຈິງ ການໃຊ້ງານໃນສາງລິວພອມ໛ະພິດຖິດດິດສອງະຕາດຣອພອມ. ໜຶ່ງດທັບບົດສຽງນື່ນຈິງງານPkບັبໄນຊະງຽນນ຀ລນາໃນຊອຈະງີພໍ່ແຈ້ນ.

ແຊວສອນດີຈິ່ຍນັ້ນບໍ່ສາມາດຈອຍເປ່ຈນໄດ້. ແຕ່ບໍ່ສາມາດສຽງ ນັກເດີກຖນສະປຐບຊັວ່ມຊະບິດດັບໜິດບັນລີຄນສລົມໄຊນສຽງ. ນອຍແຝົນຄວ່າມກໍຈອຍພາຍແບງນັດກະຣັກທໍໂນເບານຫຼາຍ.

ແຂນດັນຕປັດມອງເປຍວສເຕະທ່າດົຑຮອງສໍາຖາມໄດ້ແລ້ວ. ບັນດີ ນີ່ ຖາມດິເທເນອຍ ຊັ່ງນຈິ່ວບັນນຈອຍຄ້ິນເເຊວມຂະລາິເຊ຦ ແລ້ວ. ແນັດທະອາງ!

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.