Otu mgbe gara aga, enwere ụlọ niile n'ụlọ n'elu nke mara mma na Dọwntaọn Brooklyn. Ọ bụ ụlọ mara mma, jupụtara na ọkụ na ọkụ. Ụlọ kichin ya na-enwu na ìhè nke ngwa eletrik na-enweghị ntụsara, na ọkara gas nke zuru ezu, nke dị n'azụ ụlọ nri granite ebe nri na ntụrụndụ nwere ike inwe ọtụtụ, na nri sitere na otu n'ime ndị Trader Joe abụọ (NDỊ) dị n’ nso…es(?), ma ọ bụ Whole Foods.

Ọ bụ onye nwere nsọpụrụ banyere ahịrị doro anya ya, iji ohere nke ọma, na ụlọ nke dị nnukwu ịkwanyere ndị eze. Agbanyeghị, ọ nweghị nke a na-atụnyere njirimara kacha amasị ya: ala ụlọ mposi na-ekpo ọkụ. Ị nwere ihe ọzọ dị mkpa karịa ijide n'aka na ụkwụ gị dị mma ma ọ bụ na-ekpo ọkụ mgbe ị na-asa ezé gị?

Mana otu nsogbu dịịrị ya: ọ na-anọghị n'akụkụ. Ị hụla, mama na papa na-ebido naanị ebe ọzọ, na onye ọ bụla adịghị ịchọpụta ya. Ọ bụ ụlọ dị ezigbo enyi, nke mepere emepe maka ndị bi na ya na abụọ na anọ ( ndị mmadụ na anụmanụ). Ọ dị n'ọnọdụ ndị dị mma na otu n'ime mpaghara kacha mma nke Brooklyn, nke nwere бүтэpụ nke na-eme njem nkeji ise site na ọdụ ụgbọ oloko Jay Street/Metrotech, na nso Boerum Hill na Park Slope iji mee ka ahụmahụ obodo na-atọ ụtọ nke na-eme ka Brooklyn maa mma nye ọtụtụ.

Ọ bụrụ na gị na ya na-echefu n'oge ọ bụla (oge ụfọdụ dị ntakịrị dị mma), nhọrọ dị n'ọtụtụ. Ị nwere ike igwu egwu n'elu gburugburu laundry n'ụlọ laundry nke na-arụ ọrụ dị elu, ma ọ bụ nwee ike ire ugbua na gym nke ụlọ iji wepụ calories ị nụrụ banyere otu n'ime ụlọ nri ndị dị n'ógbè dị ka Gage & Tollner ma ọ bụ...ị ma...Chick-fil-A, ma ọ bụrụ na nke ahụ bụ nke gị. Enweghị ikpe (n'agbanyeghị na ịchọrọ iri na Sọnde).

Ugbu a, ị nwere ohere iji mee ka ọ bụrụ ụlọ a na-atọ ụtọ, zuru ezu ọzọ. Na n'ikpeazụ, ọ ga-eme ka gị na-enwe ntụs dị ka o mere mama na papa ya ka ha na-adị ndụ n'ebe ahụ.

Ọ bụrụ na ị ma onye ọ bụla nwere mmetụta n'obi maka ihe na-enweghị ndụ, kpọtụrụ anyị taa ma anyị ga-eleta ya ọnụ! Ị maara na ị chọpụtara ya.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.