Yon fwa te gen yon apatman 1-chambre nan yon bèl condo nan Downtown Brooklyn. Li te yon apatman bèl, plen ak limyè ak chalè. Kwizin li te briye ak klere aparèy asye pur ak yon fou gaz konplè, ki te akole ak yon bar dejene ki te fèt ak granit kote yo te ka fè manje ak distraksyon nan anpil, ak manje fèt ak pwodwi yo achte nan youn nan de (DE!) Trader Joe's ki tou pre...es(?), oswa Whole Foods.

Li te fyè de liy pwòp li yo, itilize efikas nan espas, ak yon chanm ki te ase gwo pou yon matla king-size. Sepandan, anyen nan sa yo pa konpare ak karakteristik li pi renmen an: planche twalèt ki chofe. Eske gen anyen ki pi enpòtan pase asire w ke pye ou bèl ak cho pandan w ap frotte dan ou?

Men, te gen yon pwoblèm: li te pou kont li. Ou wè, manman ak papa te ap viv yon lòt kote, e pèsonn pa t la pou kenbe li konpayi. Li se yon apatman trè zanmi, ki ouvè a tou de abitan ki gen de pye ak kat pye (sa yo se moun ak bèt kay). Li sitiye tou parfaitement nan youn nan pi bon katye Brooklyn, senk minit ap mach soti nan estasyon métro Jay Street/Metrotech, ak tou prè Boerum Hill ak Park Slope pou ofri sa a vrè vibe katye ki fè Brooklyn tèlman atiran pou anpil moun.

Si ou ak li janm ini (parfwa ti distans se an sante), opsyon yo abond. Ou ka jwe jwèt lave nan chanm lave ki an ekipman ki pi modèn, epi petèt fè yon ti detou nan jimnasyòm bilding lan pou boule kalori ou jis te manje nan youn nan restoran ki phenomenal ki tou pre, tankou Gage & Tollner oswa...ou konnen...Chick-fil-A, si sa se sa ou renmen. Pa gen jijman (sof si ou renmen manje dimanch).

Kounye a, ou gen opòtinite pou fè li vin yon apatman kontan, ak satisfè ankò. E nan vire, li pral fè ou osi kontan ke li te fè manman ak papa li depi lontan yo te viv la.

Si ou oswa yon moun ou konnen gen empati pou objè inanim, kontakte nou jodi a epi nou pral vizite li ansanm! Ou konnen ou vle.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.