Jednom davno postojala je jednosobna stan u prekrasnom stambenom kompleksu u centru Broolyna. Bila je to lijepa stan, puna svjetla i topline. Njena kuhinja blistala je sjajem nehrđajućih aparata i peći punih dimenzija, uz granitnu kuhinjsku šank gdje su obroci i zabava mogli biti u izobilju, s obrocima od namirnica kupljenih u jednom od DVA (DVA!) obližnja Trader Joe's...a, ili Whole Foods.

Bila je ponosna na svoje čiste linije, učinkovitu upotrebu prostora i spavaću sobu dovoljno veliku za king-size krevet. Međutim, ništa od toga ne može se usporediti s njenom omiljenom značajkom: grijanim podovima u kupaonici. Ima li što važnije od toga da su vam stopala topla dok perete zube?

Ali postojao je jedan problem: bila je usamljena. Vidite, mama i tata živjeli su negdje drugdje i nitko nije bio tu da joj pravi društvo. Ona je tako prijateljski raspoložena stan, otvorena za ljudske i četveronožne stanare (to bi bili ljudi i kućni ljubimci). Savršeno je smještena u jednom od najboljih kvartova Brooklyna, pet minuta hoda od postaje metroa Jay Street/Metrotech, i dovoljno blizu Boerum Hilla i Park Slopea da ponudi onaj pravi susjedsku vibru koja Brooklynu daje privlačnost za mnoge.

Ako ste ikada u konfliktu s njom (ponekad malo udaljenosti može biti zdravo), opcije su brojne. Možete igrati igru s rubljem u suvremenoj praonici, a možda svratiti u teretanu u zgradi da sagorite kalorije koje ste upravo unijeli u jednom od fenomenalnih obližnjih restorana, poput Gage & Tollner ili...znate...Chick-fil-A, ako vam to odgovara. Nema prosudbi (osim ako volite jesti nedjeljom).

Sada imate priliku ponovno je učiniti sretnom, ispunjenom stan. A zauzvrat, ona će napraviti i vas sretnima kao što je učinila svoju mamu i tatu dok su živjeli tamo.

Ako vi ili netko koga poznajete imate empatiju za nežive objekte, kontaktirajte nas danas i posjetit ćemo je zajedno! Znate da to želite.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.