Kord elanud kaunis ühe magamistoaga korter imelises elamus Downtown Brooklynis. Ta oli kaunis korter, täis valgust ja soojust. Tema köök säras roostevabast terasest seadmete ja täissuuruses gaasipliidi sädelevaid sädelusi, mille kõrval oli graniidist hommikusöögilaua baar, kus sai nautida toite ja meelelahutust, toidud valmistatud toidukaupadest, mis ostetud ühest kahest (KAHES!) lähedal asuvast Trader Joe's'ist või Whole Foods'ist.

Ta oli nii uhke oma puhaste joonte, ruumi efektiivse kasutamise ja magamistoa üle, mis oli piisavalt suur, et mahutada kuningasuurust madratsi. Siiski ei võrdu ükski asi tema lemmikfunktsiooniga: sooja põrandaga vannituba. Kas on midagi olulisemat kui veenduda, et teie jalad on mugavad ja sooja ajal, kui te hambaid pesete?

Kuid üks probleem oli: ta oli üksi. Näete, ema ja isa elavad kusagil mujal ning kedagi ei olnud seal tema seltsiks. Ta on nii väga sõbralik korter, avatud nii kahe- kui neljajalgsete elanike jaoks (see tähendab inimesi ja lemmikloomi). Ta asub ideaalselt ühes Brooklyni parimas naabruskonnas, viie minuti kaugusel Jay Street/Metrotechi metroojaamast ja piisavalt lähedal Boerum Hillile ja Park Slope’ile, pakkumaks tõelist naabruskonna tunnet, mis muudab Brooklyni nii atraktiivseks paljudele.

Kui sina ja tema peaksid kunagi tülli minema (mõnikord on väike kaugus tervislik), on valikud lõputud. Sa saad mängida pesupesemise mängu tipptasemel pesuruumis ning võib-olla teha kiire kõrvalepõike hoone jõusaali, et põletada kaloreid, mille just ühes fantastilises lähedal asuvas restoranis, nagu Gage & Tollner või... sa tead... Chick-fil-A, kui see sulle sobib. Ei mingit hinnangut (kuni sa ei armasta süüa pühapäeviti).

Nüüd on sul võimalus teha temast õnnelik ja rahulolev korter jälle. Ja ta teeb omakorda sind sama õnnelikuks, kui ta on oma ema ja isa teinud nii kaua, kui nad seal elasid.

Kui sina või keegi, keda sa tead, tunneb kaastunnet elututest objektidest, võtke meiega juba täna ühendust ja me külastame teda koos! Sa tead, et sa tahad.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.