Der var engang en 1-værelses lejlighed i en smuk boligforening i Downtown Brooklyn. Hun var en smuk lejlighed, fuld af lys og varme. Hendes køkken skinnede med glansen fra rustfri stål apparater og en fuld størrelse gasovn, stødt op ad en granit-top morgenmadsbar, hvor måltider og underholdning kunne finde sted i rigtige mængder, med måltider lavet af dagligvarer købt fra en af de TO (TO!) nærliggende Trader Joe's...es(?), eller Whole Foods.

Hun var så stolt af sine rene linjer, effektiv udnyttelse af pladsen, og et soveværelse stort nok til en king-size madras. Men intet af det kan sammenlignes med hendes yndlingsfunktion: opvarmede badeværelsesgulve. Er der noget mere vigtigt end at sikre, at dine fødder er dejligt varme, mens du børster tænder?

Men der var ét problem: hun var ensom. Du ser, mor og far boede et andet sted, og ingen var der for at holde hende selskab. Hun er en meget venlig lejlighed, åben for både to- og firbenede beboere (det vil sige mennesker og kæledyr). Hun ligger perfekt i et af Brooklyns bedste kvarterer, en fem minutters gåtur fra Jay Street/Metrotech metrostation, og tæt nok på Boerum Hill og Park Slope til at tilbyde den ægte nabovibe, der gør Brooklyn så attraktivt for så mange.

Hvis du og hun nogensinde er på kant (nogle gange er lidt afstand sundt), er der mange muligheder. Du kan spille vasketøjs-spillet i det moderne vaskerum og måske tage en hurtig omvej til bygningens fitness center for at forbrænde de kalorier, du lige har indtaget på en af de fantastiske nærliggende restauranter, som Gage & Tollner eller... du ved... Chick-fil-A, hvis det er din ting. Ingen dom (medmindre du kan lide at spise om søndagen).

Nu har du muligheden for at gøre hende til en glad, tilfreds lejlighed igen. Og til gengæld vil hun gøre dig lige så glad, som hun har gjort sine forældre, så længe de boede der.

Hvis du eller en, du kender, har empati for livløse objekter, så kontakt os i dag, og vi skal besøge hende sammen! Du ved, du vil.

Once upon a time there was a 1-bedroom apartment in a beautiful condo in Downtown Brooklyn. She was a beautiful apartment, full of light and warmth. Her kitchen shone with the sparkle of stainless steel appliances and a full-size gas stove, abutted by a granite-topped breakfast bar where meals and entertainment could be had in spades, with meals made of groceries purchased from one of the TWO (TWO!) nearby Trader Joe's...es(?), or Whole Foods.

She was so proud of her clean lines, efficient use of space, and bedroom large enough for a king-size mattress. However, none of that compares to her favorite feature: heated bathroom floors. Is there anything more important than making sure your feet are nice and toasty while you're brushing your teeth?

But there was one problem: she was lonely. You see, mom and dad were living somewhere else, and nobody was there to keep her company. She's such a very friendly apartment, open to both bi- and quadrupedal inhabitants (that would be humans and pets). She is perfectly situated in one of Brooklyn's best neighborhoods, a five minute walk from the Jay Street/Metrotech subway stop, and close enough to Boerum Hill and Park Slope to offer that real neighborhoody vibe that is what makes Brooklyn so attractive to so many.

If you and she are ever on the outs (sometimes a little distance is healthy), options abound. You can play the laundry game in the state-of-the-art laundry room, and maybe take a quick detour to the building gym to work off the calories you just ingested at one of the phenomenal nearby restaurants, such as Gage & Tollner or...you know...Chick-fil-A, if that's your thing. No judgment (unless you like to eat on Sunday).

Now, you have the opportunity to make her a happy, fulfilled apartment once again. And in turn, she will make you just as happy as she's made her mom and dad for as long as they'd lived there.

If you or someone you know has empathy for inanimate objects, contact us today and we'll go visit her together! You know you want to.